meatloves:

the cucumber saga

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pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

(via orgasm)

sidnugget:

tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me

(via orgasm)

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

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